We have a dream. A dream where creativity thrives, where human creators reign supreme, and where we, the people, own TikTok instead of—well, or whoever’s next in line to probably ruin it.

Here’s the plan: MORE BANG is buying TikTok! Yes, buying it!!! Not renting. Not leasing. Not borrowing with a promise to return it in good condition. Owning it.

And unlike Amazon, our $40 Billion offer WILL be taken seriously!

And to make that happen, we only need 10 million of you to commit (commit not donate—yet) to investing $4000 each to reclaim the platform for creators, creativity, and the glorious weirdness that makes TikTok great.

For the price of one questionable used car, four super fancy toasters, or an ill-advised weekend in Vegas, you could be part of history! Imagine it: A TikTok owned by the people, for the people, where big ideas, real creativity, and human ingenuity fill everyone’s feeds!

Are you in? Say yes. Say it loudly. YES!!!! Say it with the conviction of someone who just found out their favorite TikTok trend got banned for no good reason.

Sign up to commit, and together, we’ll make the biggest, boldest, most chaotically brilliant move in internet history.

Committed Investors (as of April 3, 2025)

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